- Edith Bunker: Well Archie was very nice on our honeymoon. He was the perfect gentleman.
- Louise Jefferson: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Better luck this time.
- Edith Bunker: I can't get over it, we're really here!
- Archie Bunker: Being as here is where we was headed, Edith, I don't see no miracle.
- Edith Bunker: I was in the dentist's office reading this article in Cosmopolitan magazine, 10 modern ways to keep your marriage fresh. Well, the first 9 ways are a little too fresh for Archie.