- [last lines]
- Ally McBeal: Looking backwards, many of the saddest times in my life turn out to be the happiest. So I *must* be happy now. Yeah. This is gonna be good. Why else would I be crying?
- Johnson Buck: And do you, Liza, take Richard to be your wedded husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, always?
- Liza Bump: Duh! That's why I'm here. Hello?
- John Cage: Richard, this is serious.
- Richard Fish: That's right. For once, I'm being serious.
- John Cage: No, you're not! You're being insane. This is worthy of Ally.
- John Cage: Richard come here. This is either an example of your newfound maturity, or your dumb stick's defining moment.
- Richard Fish: John, truly. Have I ever made sense to you?
- Richard Fish: All right. Everybody, uh, here? Uh, seats, please. I..I have an announcement.
- Nelle Porter: Oh, don't tell me. You're changing the name to Fish, McBeal and Bump.
- [Looks at Liza]