- Richard Fish: What do you mean she got arrested?
- Billy Thomas: She wasn't that clear. Evidently, she went to help someone in distress, and kicked her.
- Richard Fish: Hmm. That's clear.
- Ally McBeal: Well, uh, Your Honour, given that my client has not been truthful with me, I would like to withdraw as counsel.
- Judge Maynard Snipp: Too late. We start tomorrow. You are her lawyer, hmm?
- Ally McBeal: You can't make me!
- Judge Maynard Snipp: The bad news for you is I can. The good news - dress however you like.