American Dad! (TV Series)
Star Trek (2005)
Scott Grimes: Steve Smith
Quotes
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Francine Smith : [to Steve] You bastard! That's what I said to my old ugly hairdo. What's wrong, honey?
Steve Smith : Aw, I hate being a famous author. Do I really have to go on Cap'n Monty's?
Francine Smith : Oh. Well, no. I suppose not.
Steve Smith : Thanks, Mom.
Francine Smith : Oh, Steve, just curious. When did you stop loving Mommy?
Steve Smith : What?
Francine Smith : 'Cause if you loved me, you wouldn't want me to have ugly hair, but do whatever makes you happy. I have to go put some ointment on that hideous cesarean scar I have because of you.
Steve Smith : But Hayley was the cesarean.
Francine Smith : Oh, that's right. With you, I just tore from my "V" to my "A." Good night.
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Stanley Smith : [to Steve] I look around me and I see it isn't so!
Steve Smith : What?
Stanley Smith : I mean, why'd you cheat?
Steve Smith : I'm sorry. It's just... creative writing is hard, I can't do it.
Stanley Smith : Can't? We don't live in Ameri-can't, Steve we live in Ameri-ca. No, no, no, wait, we live in Ameri-can. No, wait, that's not right. We are Ameri-can. W... where was I going with this?
Steve Smith : Um, I said creative writing is hard...
Stanley Smith : Oh, yeah, yeah. Perseverance, Steve. It's all about perseverance and if I Ameri-can't teach you about it, I have a friend who Ameri-will. Well, that sounded good. Had a bumpy start there, but I think I pulled it together.
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Steve Smith : [narrating] So now I was a published writer, but my life had become boring. As boring as a bad metaphor or a simile. Whatever, I'm not a writer.
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Steve Smith : [Giving advice to a fan] It's real easy. Just write something and it'll get published. Any idiot can do it.
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Steve Smith : [to Roger] Wait, you were trying to kill me? So this is all your fault.
Roger the Alien : Oh, yeah. Blame the alien. The cops will eat that up. Sorry, pal, you're going to jail where they're gonna take your cherry Jell-O away in the lunch line after you're raped in the shower.
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Steve Smith : [narrating] The court ruled in my favor and I was finally free of my parents. Did the book make me rich and popular? Yeah. Did it all go to my head? Oh, yeah. Did I start talking like Robert Evans? You bet your ass I did. Did I even know who Robert Evans was? Not by a long shot.