American Dragon: Jake Long (TV Series)

Eye of the Beholder (2005)

Keone Young: Jake's Grandfather, Reporter

Quotes 

• Eli Excelsior Pandarus : This worked out perfectly. I needed 2 eye witnesses to our blessed union and vioula. Here you are. Just hanging around.

  Jake Long : [chained to the wall with a sphinx hair net over him]  Fu, watch out! Pandarus is going to take the winner of the pageant and make her his bride!

  Fu Dog : Your looking at her kid.

  Jake's Grandfather : [also chained]  What? You won?

  Jake Long : No way!

  Fu Dog : Is that sooooo hard to believe?

• Eli Excelsior Pandarus : You look familiar. Do I know you?

  Jake Long : I did your hair! When you did Good Magical Morning New York. You could need a good jugging -

  Jake's Grandfather : [pulls Jake away] 

  Jake Long : Don't forget to condition, trim those side burns, skip a days shampoeing and -

  Jake's Grandfather : ENOUGH!

  Jake Long : [stops talking]