- Jake Long: At least the gremlin problem is history!
- Jake's Grandfather: Good. Where is it?
- Jake Long: Oh, it's gone.
- Jake's Grandfather: You mean it got away?
- Jake Long: I mean it got defeated!
- Jake's Grandfather: You let it escape?!
- Jake Long: I let it know who's boss!
- Jake's Grandfather: It's still on the loose?!
- Jake Long: Still runnin' Gramps!
- Jake Long: [singing] oh the Hubba Hubba Hulla is a hulla that you do-ah when you meet a girl who ya gonna luv-a-luv alot.
- Jake's Grandfather: [starts singing] Aloha oh, with a smile it's an island hello!
- Jake Long: Aloha ah, hubba hulla your troubles away.
- [starts rapping]
- Jake Long: NYC what? How ya doin', my name's Jake and I'm in the hulla, volcanos hot and Jakey-jake's coola and that's the way you hubba hunna Hulla.