- [Spud & Trixie are undercover as 1970s-style lounge singers]
- Emcee: Ladies and gentlemen. Please welcome to the Pandarus Lounge, the smooth sounds of... Trixilicious.
- Trixie Carson: What's up, New York. Y'all out there like love songs as much as we do?
- [Spud screams like a heavy metal singer]
- Spud: You better hold your mothers, 'cause you're going down, Mudbucket! Mudbucket! Buckets of Muuuuuuuud, Yeah!