The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
Howard, the Comedian (1967)
Jack Dodson: Howard Sprague
Quotes
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Howard Sprague : Now with Goober being a mechanic and all, you'd assume he'd be a careful driver. But people say when he takes a girl out, he drives with one hand. I happen to know that's not true. He uses both hands, and drives with his feet.
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Howard Sprague : In Mayberry, there are three main forms of communication: telephone, telegraph, and tell Floyd.
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Howard Sprague : A customer came into the shop one day and said, "Floyd, you ought to take up violin lessons." Floyd asked him why. He said, "It would give your chin a rest."
