The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)

The Beauty Contest (1961)

Howard McNear: Floyd Lawson

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• Floyd Lawson : You know how we always do a pageant showing the founding of Mayberry? Well, how 'bout *with* that we also have a beauty pageant?

  Sam Lindsey : Beauty pageant. You mean with girls?

  Andy Taylor : Uh, well, they help.

• Andy Taylor : I declare, folks are gettin' tired of the mayor's wife ridin' out on that horse and sangin' all that opera stuff.

  Floyd Lawson : Oh, it's not bad.

  Andy Taylor : It ain't? I declare, if you wasn't lookin', you couldn't tell whether it was her singin' or the horse whinnyin'.