- Opie Taylor: Guess where I been?
- Andy Taylor: I give up. Where?
- Opie Taylor: I can't tell ya, but you know what I did? I joined a club!
- Andy Taylor: What club is that?
- Opie Taylor: I can't tell ya.
- Opie Taylor: Know where we meet?
- Andy Taylor: No. Where?
- Opie Taylor: I can't tell ya. I got a job in the club, too.
- Andy Taylor: You have?
- Opie Taylor: Know what it is?
- Andy Taylor: No. What?
- Opie Taylor: I can't tell ya.
- Leader of the Wildcats: You're in charge of the sacred candle. It's your job to bring it to every meeting and you must never lose it, 'cause it's sacred.
- Opie Taylor: What happens when the sacred candle gets all used up?
- Leader of the Wildcats: We go down to the dime store and buy another sacred candle.