Andy Richter Controls the Universe (TV Series)
Charity Begins in Cellblock D (2003)
Paget Brewster: Jessica Green
Quotes
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Andy Richter : Do you think Dracula could have kids?
Jessica Green : [not very interested] No.
Andy Richter : Well, what about Son of Dracula or Dracula's Daughter?
Jessica Green : Okay then, yes.
Andy Richter : Can the Mummy swim?
Jessica Green : No.
Andy Richter : Well, he was in that swamp in that one movie.
Jessica Green : Okay, you made your point, you'd make an excellent monster lawyer.
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Jessica Green : Okay, here's my prisoners poem. I don't think it's very good, but maybe I'm too close to it.
[reading]
Jessica Green : One, two, three, four, lets rob a convenience store. Five, six, seven, eight. Nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen. It goes on like that for a while.
Wendy McKay : Good thing he has jail to fall back on.
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Jessica Green : Use your pen to express your feelings. And if you win, I'll buy you that subscription to 'Fat Ass Nurse'.
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Andy Richter : Are we bad people?
Jessica Green : Didn't you hear the man? we're not allowed in prison!