Andy Richter Controls the Universe (TV Series)
Bully the Kid (2003)
Jonathan Slavin: Byron Togler
Quotes
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Andy Richter : [narrating] It was a day like any other day and Byron and I were hard at work writing a manual for the Im-Pickering industries Jet Pack. When suddenly:
Keith Richards : Hey, you guys wanna go see a movie tonight?
Andy Richter : [still narrating] Then, without warning, Byron shocked us with a startling revelation:
Byron Togler : No, I can't.
Andy Richter : [resumes narrating] Next, he rocked our world with something so unbelievable, no sane person could have predicted it:
Byron Togler : There's a 'Taxi' Marathon on TV tonight that I really wanna watch.
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Wendy McKay : Come on, Jake-me-to-the-river, I think there are some popsicles left in the freezer.
[Wendy and Jake leave]
Andy Richter : No there aren't. It's just that same empty box that somebody is too lazy to throw out.
Byron Togler : I did not eat the last one!
Andy Richter : And yet you know that someone did!
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Andy Richter : I gotta get Jake a jet pack.
Keith Richards : It's in the basement.
Andy Richter : Really, the basement? They have them in this building?
Keith Richards : They got a lot of things in this building you don't know about. Things you don't want to know about.
Andy Richter : I know there's a gym, look, will you get off me about that, I signed up!
Keith Richards : But you never go.
Andy Richter : I'm busy!
Byron Togler : You're not that busy.
Andy Richter : Guys, we're talking about a jet pack.
Keith Richards : Don't worry, I know the guy who runs the storage room, he'll get you one.
Andy Richter : Really? Well, that's great! How come you always know a guy?
Keith Richards : 'Cause I go to the gym.