Andy Richter: Andy Richter

Quotes 

• Jessica : I heard you read Wendy's thing.

  Andy : Oh, yeah. I didn't know what to tell her - I mean, it's like she wrote it in Microsoft Turd.

• Andy Richter : [reading Wendy's short story]  This is awful. It's like reading a 600 year old Penthouse!

• Andy Richter : [Keith is coming to grips with his own mortality]  But you had to know that you were probably going to die.

  Keith Richards : I guess I knew it in theory. But I've been pretty lucky so far. I never have to comb my hair, I get paid for doing next to nothing, I smell like this naturally.

• Andy Richter : [narrating]  I had to do something. Since I am a writer I decided to use my special weapon. Language: the thing that means stuff!