James Patrick Stuart: Keith

Quotes 

• Andy Richter : [Keith is coming to grips with his own mortality]  But you had to know that you were probably going to die.

  Keith Richards : I guess I knew it in theory. But I've been pretty lucky so far. I never have to comb my hair, I get paid for doing next to nothing, I smell like this naturally.

• Wendy McKay : [as medieval damsel]  Agator, if thou love me, why don't thou want to move in with me?

  Keith Richards : [as medieval knight]  Look, thou art great. I love thee. It hath nothing to doth with that.