Bree Turner: Teena

Quotes 

• Byron Togler : Are your breasts real?

  Teena : [philosophy student/stripper]  Can we be sure that anything is real?

• Byron Togler : [Byron feels bad for criticizing a stripper]  I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

  Teena : No, you were right. You were just pointing out the truth. I'm not good at anything. I'm bad in school, I'm bad at stripping, and look at this sweater I made.

  Byron Togler : Why, it's beautiful.

  Teena : [she shows him the top of the sweater]  There's no neck opening.

  Byron Togler : [eagerly, at first]  I know a guy who would love that. Oh, no, wait, he's got a head.