Andy Richter: Andy Richter

Quotes 

• Jessica Green : We figured out where that odor was coming from. Apparently Charlie Rhymer died in his office friday night.

  Wendy McKay : Oh my God! How did he die?

  Andy Richter : [Andy enters, thinking the odor came from a meat sandwich he left over the weekend]  Guys, it's all my fault. I'll get some disinfective and clean it up.

  Wendy McKay : 'It'? How can you say that?

  Andy Richter : Well, it's just a pile of meat that sat in a hot office all weekend! Jeez.

  [leaves] 

• Jessica Green : The company is making us go to a grief counselor.

  Andy Richter : A grief counselor? What if we're not sad?

  Jessica Green : It's mandatory.

  Byron Togler : They can dictate our emotions now?

  Andy Richter : [narrating]  Let's just imagine for a moment what that would look like.

  P.A. Voice Over : Attention. The following emotions will be felt by the following people: Jenkins: bitter. Thompson: hopeful. Richter: happy. Togler: disgruntled.

  Byron Togler : Damn! I always get disgruntled! I'm sick of it.

• Andy Richter : [at a funeral - thinking]  Check out Wendy! She's even hot when she mourns! Why do I keep doing this? I have about as much chance with her as Charlie has of popping out of that coffin and doing the hustle.

  Wendy McKay : [later - Wendy tenderly adjusts Andy's tie]  Hey, do you want to get out of here and get a drink?

  [Charlie's corpse pops out of the casket and does the hustle]