Jonathan Slavin: Byron Togler

Quotes 

• Jessica Green : The company is making us go to a grief counselor.

  Andy Richter : A grief counselor? What if we're not sad?

  Jessica Green : It's mandatory.

  Byron Togler : They can dictate our emotions now?

  Andy Richter : [narrating]  Let's just imagine for a moment what that would look like.

  P.A. Voice Over : Attention. The following emotions will be felt by the following people: Jenkins: bitter. Thompson: hopeful. Richter: happy. Togler: disgruntled.

  Byron Togler : Damn! I always get disgruntled! I'm sick of it.

• Jessica Green : I didn't kill Charlie!

  Byron Togler : [condescendingly]  No. Of course you didn't.

  Jessica Green : I. DIDN'T.

  Byron Togler : You yelled at him!

  Jessica Green : When they perform an autopsy they're not going to find my yelling in his veins, they're going to find your bacon-chili-cheese-fries of death!

• Byron Togler : [Byron feels it's his fault that the company grief counselor committed suicide, leaving a note saying she "just couldn't take all the sadness"]  I killed the grief counselor. And I killed her with my pain. Do you know what it's like to kill someone with your pain?

  [pause] 

  Byron Togler : It hurts!