Angel (TV Series)

In the Dark (1999)

Charisma Carpenter: Cordelia Chase

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• Cordelia : This is so cool! I mean, here you are in LA, and you're the total embodiment of all things Sunnydale.

  Oz : It's a burden, but I manage.

  Cordelia : We have some serious catching up to do! How is everything? How's - how's the bronze?

  Oz : The same.

  Cordelia : And the gang?

  Oz : They're good.

  Cordelia : Good? - Good! - Good.

  [They look at each other for a moment] 

  Oz : Are we done?

  Cordelia : Completely.

• Allen Francis Doyle : [about Angel]  He's the detective.

  Oz : Does he have a hat and gun?

  Cordelia : Just fangs.

  Oz : Well, that works.

• Angel : [to Oz, after saving the ring]  Thanks for the help, man. You were key.

  Oz : You're - - incredibly pale.

  Cordelia : Look, you should lie down. We should take you home.

  Allen Francis Doyle : Just give him a minute

  [Angel stares at the sunlight beach in wonder] 

  Oz : [to Doyle and Cordy]  He's very pale. Paler than most people.

• Cordelia : [Waving invoice]  Why are you not rejoicing at our first paying client?

  Allen Francis Doyle : 'Cause that's not money in your hand, darlin', that's mail. There's a big difference between that and actually getting paid.

• Spike : Cordelia. You look smashing. Did you lose weight?

  Cordelia : Yes, there is this great gym at - hey!

• Cordelia : This is not a needle in a haystack, this is a needle in Kansas.

• Cordelia : [after rescuing Angel from Spike and Marcus]  We need to get him to a hospital.

  Oz : I hear you. But which one? They all tend to specialize in humans.

• Allen Francis Doyle : All I'm saying is, if you and I ever hope to take that cruise to the Bahamas together, we're gonna need a lot more clients with means.

  Cordelia : And an alternate reality in which you're Matthew McConaughey.

• Cordelia : See girl in distress. See Angel save girl from druggy-stalker-boyfriend.

• Cordelia : I think the trick is laying off the ale before you start quoting Angela's Ashes and weeping like a baby-man.

• Cordelia : I couldn't get comfortable here if the floor was lined with mink. I mean, how can you live like this?

  Allen Francis Doyle : Well, I didn't until last week. Then I saw what you did with your place. I just had to call my decorator.

  Cordelia : No way! My apartment is nowhere near this yucky! It smells like bong-water in here.