Angel (TV Series)

Just Rewards (2003)

Mercedes McNab: Harmony Kendall

Quotes 

• [Spike materializes in Angel's office at Wolfram & Hart, and bends over in pain, then realizes he's facing some familiar faces and some strangers] 

  Spike : What? What?

  Harmony : What the hell are you doing here, Spike?

  Wesley : Harmony, please.

  Gunn : This is Spike? *The* Spike?

  Fred : Wait a minute. Who's...

  Lorne : [calmly, to Spike]  Easy, slim. Easy. No one's gonna hurt you.

  Gunn : Speak for yourself, Green Jeans.

  Fred : OK, would somebody please tell me who...

  Wesley : William the Bloody. He's a vampire. One of the worst recorded. Second only to...

  Angel : Me. But you're dead.

  Harmony : Well, yeah. Who here isn't?

  [looks around] 

  Harmony : Besides him and him and her and...

  [to Lorne] 

  Harmony : What are you, again?

  Spike : [lunges at Angel in game-face, but goes right through him and winds up standing in Angel's desk]  Bugger.

• Angel : I'm meeting with Grox'lars? They eat babies!

  Harmony : [cheerily]  Just their heads.

• Harmony : Just since you're all soulful now, I thought maybe, just maybe, you might've learned to open up a little. You know, talk? But I guess a leopard can't change his stripes.

  Spike : Spots, you dink. Leopards have spots.

  Harmony : Oh! Excuse me, Mr. Brainy. Thank you so much for sharing. Wow. What a breakthrough.

• Harmony : [to Spike]  Oh, my God! You and the Slayer actually... I mean, I know you had that twisted obsession with her, but - ugh! That's just - ugh!

• Angel : And let's be discreet about this for the time being, okay?

  Harmony : Discreet? Oh, you mean like not tell anyone about bucket o' lawyer.

• Spike : What's happened to me?

  Harmony : Well, I'm no doctor, but I think you're a ghost.

  Spike : I'm no bloody ghost.

  Harmony : Hey, you're the one sticking out of a desk, pal.