Angel (TV Series)
The Girl in Question (2004)
James Marsters: Spike
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Quotes
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Angel : But she's not finished baking yet! I gotta wait 'til she's done baking. You know, 'til she finds herself. 'Cause that's the drill. Fine. I'm waitin' patiently, and meanwhile,
[shouting]
Angel : The Immortal's eatin' cookie dough!
Andrew : Uh, Spike, is Angel crying?
Spike : No.
[pause]
Spike : Not yet.
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[a scantily-clad Drusilla enters wearing a skimpy robe]
Drusilla : Time for another pony ride?
Spike : Son of a bitch!
Angel : The both of ya?
Darla : He's insatiable.
Spike : Drusilla, y-you let him touch you?
Drusilla : He felt like sunshine.
Spike : Uh, no. No.
Angel : That's why he had us tossed. So he could violate...
Darla : He didn't...
Angel : Violate our women!
Spike : Violate in succession!
Darla : Concurrently.
Angel : Concurrently? You never let us do that.
Darla : Come on, Dru. Let's have a bath so the boys can weep in private.
Drusilla : Will you hold me under the water?
Darla : If you wish.
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Angel : I helped save the world, you know.
Spike : Like I haven't.
Angel : Yeah, but I've done it a lot more.
Spike : Oh, please.
Angel : I closed the Hellmouth.
Spike : I've done that.
Angel : Yeah, you wore a necklace. You know, I helped kill the Mayor, and, uh, Jasmine...
Spike : Do those really count as saving the world?
Angel : I stopped Acathla. That saved the world.
Spike : Buffy ran you through with a sword.
Angel : Yeah, but I made her do it. I signaled her with my eyes.
Spike : She killed you. I helped her. That one counts as mine.
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[last lines]
Spike : [about Buffy] Can't we just... lock her away in a box where no one can ever touch her? You know? Like we did with Pavayne?
Angel : I don't think she'd let us. She's pretty strong.
Spike : We could do a spell. Some sort of mind control.
Angel : Oh, she'd figure it out. You know, she's pretty smart.
Spike : So, what? We just have to live with it? Get on with our lives?
Angel : 'Fraid so.
Spike : Fine. No problem. I was planning on doing that anyway.
Angel : Yeah, me, too.
Spike : Actually, I'm doing it right now. As we speak, I'm movin' on.
Spike : Movin' on.
Spike : Oh, yeah.
Angel : Right now. Movin'.
Spike : Movin'.
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Spike : I just wanna see you happy. Well, not too happy, 'cause then I'd have to stake ya. Second thought, have at it.
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Spike : [referring to the Immortal] What, are you in love with him?
Demon Bouncer : No, no, no, no. Well, yeah, okay. Yes. But, uh, if anything, he's more of a, uh, inspiration.
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Spike : How do you say "wank off" in Italian?
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Spike : Bugger that. Do it yourself.