- Glass-Bottom Boat Captain: Hi. This is your captain speaking. Welcome to the glass-bottom boat ride at the world famous Trenton Tar Pits. I just want to let you know I'm a convicted sex offender.
- Glass-Bottom Boat Captain: Oh-no, ladies and gentlemen, now we're being attacked. Look to your left over the Tarboard side. Giant microscopic Tar Monsters.
- Frylock: There ain't nothin' over here but tar and a condom wrapper. This is gross.
- [after faking fighting off Tar-Monsters]
- Glass-Bottom Boat Captain: OK, I'm back, and we're safe, ladies and gentlemen. They won't be bothering us any more. I chased them off with my nudity.
- [pause]
- Glass-Bottom Boat Captain: Does that arouse anyone down there?
- Meatwad: What does that mean?
- Frylock: It means we're gonna get off this boat right now.
- Meatwad: Hey, how do I know if I'm aroused?
- Glass-Bottom Boat Captain: OK, and we've docked, and I feel a little sexy. Who down there wants to meet the captain and feel sexy with him?
- Romulox: Only two people in the world have the Easy-Flo elbow, and one of them happens to be named Bruce Willis.
- Master Shake: Hey, you fly. Why don't you go check the gutter?
- Frylock: But... why would it be up in the gutter, Shake?
- Master Shake: That's where your DVD burner ended up, when it *decided* to stop working.
- Dr. Weird: I need to lose twenty more pounds, OR I'LL NEVER BE PRETTY!
- [starts cutting legs with chainsaw]
- [Romulox is wearing gloves that are similar to Shake's]
- Master Shake: I was just saying about the gloves, that the yellow...
- Romulox: Oh these, yeah, they're the original yellows. Oh, I didn't see your knock-offs there. Nice. You going for that ironic look, or the "look, I don't have any money" look?