Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

The Clowning (2003)

Dave Willis: Meatwad, Carl Brutananadilewski

Quotes 

• Carl : How did you frickin' get in here?

  Master Shake : Powers. I have 'em!

• Carl : I couldn't help but notice when we made eye contact... I really like your shoes, try laughter, laughter is a good thing. Screw this, this is lame. Hey! I saw you checking out my goods! You want a sample? A little try-before-you-buy, eh? Come here, bitch, stand and deliver!

  Master Shake : Get over here bitch, please.

• [Carl's house has become infested with termites] 

  Carl : I'm certainly not gonna sign for any more packages with the word "Congo" written in blood.

• Hooker : See if they want to join us...

  Carl : Jackpot! I knew there was something special about you and I'm not just saying that 'cause you're a whore, but you are a total whore.

• Frylock : Carl, let her go! You're highly infectious. Carl I'm afraid you've been clowned.

  Carl : Yeah, I thought my flipflops felt a little tight.

• Frylock : Carl, we need to get rid of that wig.

  Carl : No! It gave me confidence and almost sex.

• Carl : [Playing air guitar]  Widdly widdly widdly widdly widdly widdly widdly wahhhhh!

  [out of breath] 

  Carl : Yeah, I wrote that. It's called "I Wanna Rock Your Body"... and then in parantheses it says "Til The Break O' Dawn". I wanna rock your body, baby.

• Carl : Hey! Hey! Look at my hair! It's actually rockin' a little harder now!