Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

The Dressing (2003)

Dave Willis: Meatwad, Carl Brutananadilewski

Quotes 

• [the Aqua Teens have been visited by a robotic turkey from the future] 

  Frylock : I think he's crazy.

  Master Shake : No, I really think he's from the year 9595!

  Meatwad : Yeah, me too.

  Master Shake : Did you listen to his story?

  Meatwad : I did. And it checks out.

• Frylock : [praying at the Thanksgiving dinner]  Lord, we thank you for the fellowship that we...

  Meatwad : Wait... what's a fellowship?

  Master Shake : [frustrated]  It's a gay bar down on 9th! Are you thanking the Lord for our nautically-themed gay bar?

  Frylock : [annoyed]  For the fellowship that we share with our neighbor Carl!

  Carl : [outside by the window]  Oh, no! Do *not* include me in this! The Lord does *not* need to know that I am here!

• Meatwad : Oh, hi Carl!

  Carl : Is that all you came to say? We, uh, we done here?

• Turkatron : Is that taco pie?

  Meatwad : Mmm-hmm.

  Turkatron : Taco pie!

  Meatwad : I added food coloring because it's a holiday. But it turned black, because I added all the food coloring I had. Then I ate this butter straight out of the tub, because it tastes good. There's a reason behind everything.

• [Carl walks out his house eating a turkey leg. The army of Turkatrons see him] 

  Turkatron : [Looking at Turkey Leg]  What is that?

  Carl : Um... it's your great, great, great...

  [the Turkatrons aim their laser guided sock missiles at Carl] 

  Carl : ...Your mother!

  [the Turkatrons blow Carl up]