Are You Being Served? (TV Series)

Closed Circuit (1981)

Nicholas McArdle: Head Waiter

Quotes 

• [Lord Hurley has mistaken Mr. Grace's nurse for Miss Brahms, and is now seated at Mr. Grace's table instead of Miss Brahms' table] 

  Captain Peacock : Garçon?

  Head Waiter : Yes, sir?

  Captain Peacock : Erm... we ordered pheasant, lobster, venison, pate de fois gras and guinea fowl, and champagne, and I'd like to make a slight alteration.

  Head Waiter : Certainly, sir. What would you like?

  Captain Peacock : Egg and chips four times and a pot of tea.