Arrested Development (TV Series)
Altar Egos (2004)
Jason Bateman: Michael Bluth
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Quotes
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Maggie Lizer : I'm blind!
Michael : I'm wasted!
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[George Sr. has been offered a plea bargain nobody has read]
Michael : All right, listen, this is all getting a little crazy. We cannot accept their plea if we don't even know what the plea is.
Barry Zuckerkorn : Do you want to read it?
Michael : No, it is pretty thick. Maybe we should just take the plea.
Barry Zuckerkorn : Oh, I could kiss you on the nuts!
Michael : We just gotta hope that... what?
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George Sr. : Next time this happens, I may not have a son in law to offer...
Michael Bluth : Well, I'm not...
[pauses]
Michael Bluth : OFFER?
George Sr. : Offer me counseling. He should have stayed a shrink.