- [George Sr. has been offered a plea bargain nobody has read]
- Michael: All right, listen, this is all getting a little crazy. We cannot accept their plea if we don't even know what the plea is.
- Barry Zuckerkorn: Do you want to read it?
- Michael: No, it is pretty thick. Maybe we should just take the plea.
- Barry Zuckerkorn: Oh, I could kiss you on the nuts!
- Michael: We just gotta hope that... what?
- George Sr.: Next time this happens, I may not have a son in law to offer...
- Michael Bluth: Well, I'm not...
- [pauses]
- Michael Bluth: OFFER?
- George Sr.: Offer me counseling. He should have stayed a shrink.
- Gob: Michael, you can save this family. Please! Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so Dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society.
- Rollerblader: Leash your dog!