Arrested Development (TV Series)

Beef Consomme (2004)

David Cross: Tobias Fünke

Quotes 

• George Michael Bluth : So, uh, I've been thinking about that conversation we were having the other night about, uh, where Maeby came from. And uh, I was just wondering if you could finish that thought.

  Tobias Fünke : Yes, okay, uh... well, have a seat. Uh... um... when a man... needs to prove to a woman that he's actua- when a man loves a woman, and he actually wants to make love, uh, to her, something very, very special happens. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erec...

  George Michael Bluth : I'm sorry, I'm going to stop you. I know what you mean. I, I didn't mean babies in general.

  Tobias Fünke : Oh, well that's good. Because it was about to get a little, eh, gross.

• Tobias Fünke : [arguing with Lindsay]  Oh, great, you're mocking me. You selfish?

  [realises Maebe is watching] 

  Tobias Fünke : country-music loving lady!