Arrested Development (TV Series)

Forget Me Now (2005)

Jason Bateman: Michael Bluth

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Quotes 

• Michael Bluth : We're not here to talk nonsense to Bob Loblaw.

• Michael : That's why I had this meeting here, so Dad could not interfere.

  Larry : Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw.

  Michael : I'm sorry, have we met?

  Bob Loblaw : This is Larry Middleman, he's your father's surrogate.

  Michael : Surrogate?

  Larry : That's right, you dumb fuck!

  George Sr. : I hired this guy to wear a camera in his hat so he could be my eyes and ears while I'm stuck in this penthouse.

  Larry : This camera helps me keep tabs on you idiots... while this thing rubs my ankle raw.

  George Sr. : I mean, look at this thing...

  Larry : I can't even go in the hallway...

  George Sr. : Without hearing that...

  Larry : Beep. Beep. Beep.

• Michael : Buster got a medal, what for?

  Lucille : Oh who knows what they were saying? It's probably because a seal ate his hand. Apparently, the army is giving out medals for being food now.

• Bob Loblaw : I'd be very careful of these British people. They're gonna try to get their hands on any evidence they can to hurt the family.

  George Sr. : So you're saying shred the evidence?

  Bob Loblaw : No, that's illegal. The prosecution is entitled to that evidence. Without it, they don't have a case.

  George Sr. : So you're saying shred the evidence.

  Bob Loblaw : That's a felony. And I certainly couldn't endorse anything like that.

  George Sr. : Got ya.

  [to Larry] 

  George Sr. : Wink.

  Larry : Wink. Did you say wink? Or did you wink?

  Michael : He said that too, Dad.

• Michael : You know, Gob, instead of trying to impress your fake father, maybe you should spend some time with your real son.

  Gob Bluth : Steve Holt's not my son.

  George-Michael Bluth : Steve Holt? The moron jock?

  Gob Bluth : That's my son, you pothead.

  Michael : [Gob attacks George-Michael]  Hey, that's my son!