Arrested Development (TV Series)

Forget Me Now (2005)

David Cross: Tobias Fünke

Quotes 

• Tobias Fünke : You're forgetting, Lindsay, that as a psychiatrist, I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first "analrapist".

  Lindsay Funke : Yeah, and you were almost arrested for those business cards.

  Tobias Fünke : [after showing the business card]  Yes, but I didn't stop because of the police inquiries, I stopped to help raise our little girl. Where is Maeby, anyways?

• Buster : [Tobias hands Buster his business card]  Ahhhh!

  Tobias Fünke : Oh, it's pronounced "Analrapist".

  Buster : It wasn't the pronunciation that bothered me.

• Tobias Fünke : See, Buster, it wasn't a loose seal you couldn't stand up to, it was Lucille. Ooh, I'm getting chills. If this were a Lifetime Moment Of Truth movie, this would be our act break.

  Narrator : [music begins playing]  But it wasn't.