Arrested Development (TV Series)

My Mother the Car (2003)

Jessica Walter: Lucille Bluth

Quotes 

• Lucille : If it's an idiot on a scooter in the middle of the night, it must be Gob.

• Lucille : You're my third least favorite child.

  Michael Bluth : I can live with that.

• Lucille : Buster, what happened to your head?

  Buster : Nothing. Gob was just teaching me how to hit it with a hammer

• Michael Bluth : Hey Mom. Remember we had that conversation about trying to cut back on things that aren't necessities?

  Lucille : Like it was yesterday.

  Michael Bluth : It was this morning. And now I hear that you've hired a crew for the yacht? I'm selling that yacht.

  Lucille : Michael, you haven't heard why I want it: To throw the most lavish party this town has ever seen for my birthday!

  Michael Bluth : I enjoy a bicentennial as much as the next guy, Mom, but we're not doing that.