Arrested Development (TV Series)

Notapusy (2005)

Jeffrey Tambor: George Bluth Sr.

Quotes 

• Narrator : There were actually two "Startled Straight" tents, but George Sr. had accidentally wandered into the church sponsored one, determined to steer homosexual men into a more heterosexual lifestyle.

  George Bluth Sr. : You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk?

  Gay Guy : Is he ugly?

  George Bluth Sr. : You can't see anything. It's pitch black. And it NEVER STOPS, guys! And everybody acts like it's no big deal.

  Gay Guy : Is there a cover charge?

• Narrator : And George Sr. had managed to startle nobody but himself.

  George Bluth Sr. : There's nothing to do there all day but lift weights, fold laundry... and get thrown into a cage with a bunch of sweaty men. Oh god, I cant go back. Cant go back!

  [he leaves] 

  Gay Guy : I'm glad he wont be there. He's ugly.