Arrested Development (TV Series)

Notapusy (2005)

Michael Cera: George-Michael Bluth

Quotes 

• Tobias Fünke : He might be afraid of sex, but you're not.

  George Michael Bluth : I'm not afraid of sex.

  Tobias Fünke : Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with here.

  [George Michael hesitates] 

  Tobias Fünke : I thought so.

• Narrator : Meanwhile, at the Church And State Fair, Maeby was signing up for the inner beauty pagaent.

  George-Michael Bluth : So why are you doing this, Maeby?

  Mae "Maeby" Fünke : It's Shirley. I'm just here to show that all these pagaents care about is looks.

  George-Michael Bluth : What's with your nose?

  Mae "Maeby" Fünke : Isn't it cool? It's the same one Nicole Kidman wore in "The Hours".

  Narrator : It had been purchased for her by Jamie Kennedy who was hoping to land a part in Maeby's film.

  Jamie Kennedy : Ten thousand dollars!

  Mae "Maeby" Fünke : You're such a dear, but I'm not putting you in my remake.

  [a giant green "X" appears on Jamie Kennedy]