"Arrested Development" For British Eyes Only (TV Episode 2005) - Will Arnett as Gob Bluth

Tobias Fünke : Gob, I would like to be in your trick and there's someone I'd like to put in a plug for. Or... should I say 4,000 plugs?

Gob : [Tobias removes his cap and his hair plugs are bleeding] Oh god...

Lupe : Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay!
Gob : [after learning that George Sr. has been placed under house arrest] It wont be too long until dad strangles himself with his belt.

Michael : No, it turns out that they're into that.
Gob : My God. What is this feeling?

Michael Bluth : You know, the feeling that you're, that you're feeling, it's just what many of us call a feeling.

Gob : It's not like envy. Or even hungry.

Michael Bluth : Could it be love?

Gob : I know what an erection feels like, Michael.
Gob : Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A protestacular!
Gob : So you came back here to hide like a child.

Michael Bluth : What are you doing locked in my office, exactly?

Gob : Hiding FROM a child. Big difference.
Gob : The illusion is called "Free Bird." A magical bird--me in a beak--stands on a platform. There's a puff of smoke, then I'm gone. Then seconds later, high above in a once-empty cage, who should appear?

Lucille Bluth : A guy that kind of looks like you?

Gob : No... Not how I do the trick. Even if it was, how'd the look-alike get up there?

Michael Bluth : He was hiding behind this mirror here?

Gob : No!

Will Arnett: Gob Bluth