Arrested Development (TV Series)

Sword of Destiny (2005)

Jason Bateman: Michael Bluth

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Quotes 

• The Literal Doctor : I'm sorry, but I'm afraid there's nothing more that I can do.

  [everyone gasps] 

  Michael : Let him keep talking.

  The Literal Doctor : Because Dr. Stein has been assigned to your case.

• Tobias Fünke : Time for me to take off my receptionist skirt and put on my Barbara Streisand in the Prince Of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.

  Michael : What?

• Michael : [GOB rides up on his segway with an ancient Chinese sword]  You look like you're fighting dragons. From the future.

• Narrator : Michael was upset to learn that a housing order his family was counting on was cut back.

  Michael : [on the phone]  But that does not give us enough capital to complete the job! We even had the blueprints drawn up and everything!

  Narrator : Well... that part was not true, but they would have!