Arrested Development (TV Series)

Sword of Destiny (2005)

Will Arnett: Gob Bluth

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• Buster : [while performing the "Sword of Destiny" trick]  Will you hand me the trick sword, please?

  Gob : It's a real sword!

• Narrator : GOB was at Ancient Chinese Secret that very moment.

  Gob : I'm looking for something to give my dingle less tingle. Me quick want slow! Wait, that's Indian...

  Chinese Shop Owner : Tea for dong!

  Gob : What is this?

  Chinese Shop Owner : It's the sword of destiny. Very powerful. Comes with back story.

  Gob : Yeah, I make up my own patter. Just ring it up with the dong tea.

• Narrator : On the next Arrested Development, Michael gets a new roommate.

  Gob : My middle and index fingers are...

  Dr. Stein : ...switched for the first time ever!