Auf Wiedersehen, Pet (TV Series)

Home Thoughts from Abroad (1983)

Christopher Fairbank: Albert Moxey

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Quotes 

• Moxey : We're planting an herb garden.

  Wayne : Oh, yeah? Well, listen, son. Put me down for a couple of sprigs of the old Bob Hope, I haven't had a decent smoke since I've been out here.

  Barry : Typical, that, isn't it, eh? Here we are, trying to produce life-enhancing vegetation, and all you can think about is mind-destroying drugs.

• Wayne Norris : How's your willpower getting on Moxey? Looks as though it's had enough ridicule to me, son.

  Oz Osborne : Here son, have a smell of that.

  [Oz holds a glass of beer to Moxey's nose] 

  Oz Osborne : Breath deeply, son.

  Wayne Norris : He's going, he's going.

  Albert Moxey : I'm sorry Barry, but I could murder a pint.

  Wayne Norris : Get in there, sunbeam. I think that'll be just the one apple juice please, squire.

  Barry Taylor : You know what you are, don't you, Moxey. You're a Judas.

  Oz Osborne : Ahhh, that was the word I was trying to think of tonight.

  Dennis Patterson : Aye well it's the Bible again, see, it's not your strong point, Oz.

  Oz Osborne : I wanted to call Neville that.

  Wayne Norris : What's Neville done to incur your wrath then, eh?

  Oz Osborne : Well he's not here, is he? Three nights running this, you know.

  [Mocks Neville] 

  Oz Osborne : "I'm not coming out, I want to go for a walk"

  Dennis Patterson : Look that's because the man is trying to save some money man, Oz.

  Oz Osborne : Eh?

  Dennis Patterson : And considering that's where most of his money goes, that's the best place to make economies.

  Oz Osborne : Aye.

  Dennis Patterson : Personally I admire his willpower, me.

  Oz Osborne : Ah, but what's that gotta do with him not coming out on the drink, eh?