- Linda Carsini: What did you say your name was?
- Thomas Banacek: Banacek.
- Linda Carsini: One name, like... uh... Superman.
- Thomas Banacek: You're getting warm.
- Linda Carsini: Liberace?
- Thomas Banacek: Uh, colder.
- Thomas Banacek: An old Polish proverb: A twisting road will take you to Warsaw, but you won't be bored.
- Linda Carsini: I would really hate to fall in love with you and find out you had a fat wife and three kids back in Boston.
- Thomas Banacek: So would I.
- Linda Carsini: If I kiss you, will you turn into a frog?
- Thomas Banacek: I certainly think it's worth a try.
- [last lines]
- Jay Drury: Nah, it couldn't be.
- [referring to the man's close resemblance to Howard Hughes]