- Thomas Banacek: There's an old Polish proverb that says, "If you're not sure that it's potato borscht, there could be orphans working in the mines."
- Video Technician: Are you sure you got that straight?
- Thomas Banacek: It means, "What you don't know could hurt you a lot."
- Jerry Brinkman: What are you doing? You're supposed to be here to help me.
- Thomas Banacek: I'm here to listen. There may be a difference.
- Felix Mulholland: By the way, there's an old English proverb that says, "The only thing worse than a devious Russian is a sneaky Pole."
- Thomas Banacek: You mean the only thing "better."
- Felix Mulholland: Didn't Jake give you my message?
- Thomas Banacek: Well he was going to but your accent is better.
- Jay Drury: JAKEE: Well someday I'd like to hear his Sicilian.