- Thomas Banacek: "Twelve good horses and silver candlesticks won't stop the snow from falling in Bialystock." It's an old Polish saying.
- Alicia Danato: Is there an old Polish translation?
- Thomas Banacek: Well, I think it means there are some things money cannot buy.
- Thomas Banacek: Deretzo, "strayed lamb," that's like saying Lizzie Borden had a generation gap problem.
- Jay Drury: Now, why would a crazy anglo want to sit here day after day all by himself shooting at empty beer cans?
- Thomas Banacek: Because there's no TV.
- [last lines]
- Alicia Danato: Oh, hey, there's another Boston flight in two hours.
- Thomas Banacek: There's also one in the morning.
- Alicia Danato: Welcome to Los Angeles, Mr. Banacek.