Batman Beyond (TV Series)

Plague (2000)

Townsend Coleman: Falseface

Quotes 

• [Batman subdues Falseface after seeing through his disguise as Nelson Nash] 

  Falseface : How did you know?

  Batman : Not enough pimples.

• Falseface : You think my face looks bad? Wait till I'm done with yours.

• Falseface : [in pain from the virus]  Impossible. After all I've done, Kobra wouldn't... they couldn't...

  Batman : What did you expect from a pack of vipers?

• Falseface : [posing as a Customs agent]  Anything to declare?

  Nelson Nash : Yeah. Saint Denis parties hardy.

  Falseface : I meant do you have any restricted items in your possession?

  Nelson Nash : [placing his bag on the table]  Peg it. I got nothing to hide.

  Falseface : [finding a vial of green liquid]  What's this?

  Nelson Nash : Jeez, how'd that get in there?

  Falseface : You tell me.

  Nelson Nash : Well, I don't know. Someone must have stuck it in at the airport. You know, like when I went to the bathroom.

  Falseface : You let this bag out of your sight?

  Nelson Nash : I had to. The stall was too small. I was desperate. You gotta believe me. I've never seen it before in my life. Honest.

  Falseface : [after a moment of consideration]  Go on. Next time, Mr. Nash, keep a closer eye on your bags.

• Kobra One : Did you get it?

  [Falseface gives him the vial he took from Nelson] 

  Kobra One : Very good.

  Falseface : [Kobra One turns to leave]  Hold it. I shouldn't be seen leaving work this early.

  [changing his facial features] 

  Falseface : Have to keep up appearances.

• Falseface : Check these unmarked creds. They must be worth millions.

  Kobra One : And to us, they'll soon be worth much, much more.

  Falseface : How's that?

  Kobra One : We're going to coat them with the virus. It's really quite simple. These creds are used for every kind of purchase. They are passed from hand to hand. And with every transaction, the virus will be transmitted on contact. If the government is foolish enough to refuse our demands, there will be no way to stop the disease.

  Batman : Wanna bet?