Batman Beyond (TV Series)

The Eggbaby (2000)

Seth Green: Nelson Nash

Quotes 

• Ms. Pinto : Each of your eggbabies has a built-in computer, which registers the amount of care or lack of care it's given. These readings will determine your grades.

  [Nelson tickles his, and it giggles] 

  Ms. Pinto : As you can see, the babies exhibit a wide range of emotions and expressions of need. It's your job to fulfill those needs.

  Nelson Nash : Ms. Pinto, what happens if we drop it?

  Ms. Pinto : [demonstrating]  You fail.

  [Blade accidentally nudges hers off the desk; as Terry catches it, it begins crying] 

  Ms. Pinto : They're babies, Mr. McGinnis. You must be gentle with them.

  Terry McGinnis : How do I turn it off?

  Ms. Pinto : You can't. But you can quiet it down by rocking it, just like a real baby.

  Nelson Nash : Yeah, McGinnis, get with the program.

• Nelson Nash : Something's wrong. He's not eating. Why isn't he eating?

  Terry McGinnis : Maybe because you're trying to feed him through his nose.

• Max : Here's the bio and civics.

  Nelson Nash : Thanks, hon. How about the math?

  Max : It's coming. Stop nagging.

  Terry McGinnis : I get it. You're doing his homework so you don't have to take care of the baby.

  Max : We opted for the traditional marriage: one breadwinner, one homemaker.

  Nelson Nash : Beats algebra.