Batman Beyond (TV Series)

The Eggbaby (2000)

Kathleen Freeman: Ma Mayhem

Quotes 

• Ma Mayhem : [hearing the eggbaby crying]  What's that?

  Carl : It's a baby. Sort of. I can't make it stop.

  Slim : Here, give it to me. I can figure it out.

  Ma Mayhem : [they try to make it stop]  Here. Give it to Mama. Kind of reminds me of when you two were little.

  [giving it back] 

  Ma Mayhem : Get rid of it.

  Carl : [going to a window]  You sure? It's kind of cute.

  Ma Mayhem : Toss it!

  Carl : But, Ma, maybe we could sell it.

  Ma Mayhem : Carl, I'm getting angry.

  Carl : Okay, okay. Sorry, kid.

  [he drops it; Batman swoops down to save it and, on his way up, sticks out his tongue] 

• Ma Mayhem : Well, boys, we did it. Got the whole set.

  Slim : Oh, yeah, we did it, all right, but while we were wasting time with this, we could've stolen stuff worth ten times as much.

  Ma Mayhem : [grabbing him]  Nothing could be worth more than these jewels. You hear me? Nothing! This is the first swag your father and I ever stole together. We swore we'd never fence it. It's all I have left of him now that he's... gone.

  Carl : But, Ma, dad's not dead. He just ran off with...

  [getting slapped] 

  Carl : Hey!

  Ma Mayhem : Don't ever talk that way about your father.

• Ma Mayhem : This is getting old, Batman.

  Terry McGinnis : Look who's talking.

• Ma Mayhem : Ha. The tramp. Get it off her.

  [Slim studies the case] 

  Ma Mayhem : Carl.

  Slim : [Carl smashes it]  There could have been an alarm.

  Ma Mayhem : There wasn't. Now, let's get out of here before pointy ears shows his mug again.

  Batman : Too late.

• Ma Mayhem : [to a butler in a house she's robbing]  Do they really pay you enough for this?