Batman (TV Series)

A Piece of the Action (1967)

Adam West: Batman

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Quotes 

• Britt Reid : We have a mutual friend, Batman - millionaire Bruce Wayne. In fact, I'm having lunch with him today.

  Batman : Oh? Give him my regards.

  Commissioner Gordon : We were just discussing a criminal, Mr. Reid, with whom you are no doubt familiar - The Green Hornet - from your own bailiwick.

  Chief O'Hara : Just between us boys, Mr. Reid, we have to suspect he'll be pullin' some shenanigans in our own bailiwick.

  Britt Reid : The Green Hornet? In Gotham City? Well, that shouldn't disturb you, Batman. Your name is legend among crime-fighters.

  Batman : Legends are sometimes highly overrated, Mr. Reid.

  Chief O'Hara : 'Twill be the Green Hornet who's overrated, Batman, if he tries to tangle with you and Robin.

  Batman : For which we must prepare ourselves.

• Robin : Fine time for the Batcomputer to let us down!

  Batman : It's not the machine's fault, old chum. We overlooked one thing when we constructed it - a duel-identity Batsensor.

  Robin : Holy oversight!

• Batman : The next time we're in town, we'll pick up the parts for a duel-identity Batsensor.

• Batman : You satanic, mad stamp man!

  Colonel Gumm : Satanic, Batman? Who knows? But mad stamp-man? Perhaps.

  [laughs] 

• Bruce Wayne : [looking at the lingerie]  Yes, very lovely. What size is it?

  Jan Watson : 555... Dash... 5555.

  Bruce Wayne : Size five million, five hundred fifty-five thousand, five hundred fifty-five?

  Jan Watson : No. That's my telephone number. Ask for June.

• Britt Reid : Who's idea was this?

  Bruce Wayne : Pinky invited me to lunch, and you invited her. Thank you.