Batman (TV Series)

Batman's Satisfaction (1967)

Alan Napier: Alfred

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Quotes 

• Batman : [the Batcomputer shuts down]  Don't tell me it's giving up again. There's no dual identity in a warehouse.

  Robin : I think it's blown a bat-fuse - all those noddle letters.

  Alfred : No, Master, Robin. The batcomputer is not to blame. It's Mrs. Cooper's hair dryer, sir. It short-circuited, and half the electricity in the entire establishment is off. And the telephones are out, too. I've sent for a telephone repairman and an electrician, but it may take hours.

  Batman : And so, because of a woman's vanity... a battle may be lost.

  Batman : Lost? I'm surprised at you, Batman! Many battles have been won before electricity and telephones were even invented!

  Batman : Gosh, Robin. You may be right.

  Robin : Just arrange to have the stamp collection in the Constellation room tonight, well publicized. Then there's bound to be some action. And bat-climb up Gotham Towers West will help us flex our muscles.

  [pats Batman on his shoulder] 

  Robin : Chin up, old chum.