Batman (TV Series)
Batman's Satisfaction (1967)
Burt Ward: Robin
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Quotes
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Kato : [During the big fight between Batman, Robin, Green Hornet, Kato, and Colonel Gum's Henchmen, Robin punches Kato sending him to Green Hornet] It's a good thing those guys are on our side, even though they don't know it.
Robin : [after being hit by Kato, Robin stumbles into Batman] It's a good thing those guys aren't in town every week.
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Commissioner Gordon : The Green Hornet, a crime fighter?
Robin : Holy unlikelihood.
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Edward G. Robinson : Bit of an art buff yourself, aren't you, Batman?
Batman : I'm afraid that crime-fighting allows me only the luxury of collecting criminals.
Robin : But you should see the great mugshots we've got!
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Robin : Holy living end.
The Green Hornet : It looked like the end there for a minute, Boy Wonder, but there was a small niche between the gum applier and the perforating needles.
Kato : And we are both quite flexible.
The Green Hornet : But there wasn't enough room to use my hornet sting to blast us out until that panel was loosened.
Robin : But how did the machine take your picture?
The Green Hornet : No doubt an automatic-image orthicon of some kind.
Batman : Wrong, Green Hornet. It was a high-velocity spectroscopic range reflector mini unit.
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Batman : [the Batcomputer shuts down] Don't tell me it's giving up again. There's no dual identity in a warehouse.
Robin : I think it's blown a bat-fuse - all those noddle letters.
Alfred : No, Master, Robin. The batcomputer is not to blame. It's Mrs. Cooper's hair dryer, sir. It short-circuited, and half the electricity in the entire establishment is off. And the telephones are out, too. I've sent for a telephone repairman and an electrician, but it may take hours.
Batman : And so, because of a woman's vanity... a battle may be lost.
Batman : Lost? I'm surprised at you, Batman! Many battles have been won before electricity and telephones were even invented!
Batman : Gosh, Robin. You may be right.
Robin : Just arrange to have the stamp collection in the Constellation room tonight, well publicized. Then there's bound to be some action. And bat-climb up Gotham Towers West will help us flex our muscles.
[pats Batman on his shoulder]
Robin : Chin up, old chum.