Batman (TV Series)
It's How You Play the Game (1966)
Adam West: Batman
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Quotes
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Batman : Let's go, Robin. We've set another youth on the road to a brighter tomorrow.
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Laughing Leo : You wouldn't hit a man with glasses, would you?
Batman : You're not wearing glasses.
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Batman : Courage Robin, keep your mask up!
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Shame : [Shame faces Batman & Robin at High Noon in Westerntown] Draw.
Batman : You and every other criminal know that I don't carry firearms, Shame.
Shame : Well, then reach for your utility belts, so as I can do you in.
Robin : Even the rottenest cowboy wouldn't gun down two unarmed men. It's against the code of the old west!
Shame : Them rules don't count east of the Mississippi!
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Commissioner Gordon : Well, Batman, you've done it again. May I shake your glove?
Batman : Of course, Commissioner.
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Robin : These short Bat-climbs are harder than the longer ones.
Batman : It takes a while to unlimber your muscles, Robin. It's all good training.
[Once they reach the window, Col. Klink pops out]
Batman : Colonel, what are you doing here in Gotham City?
Colonel Klink : I am looking for an underground agent.
Robin : One of ours or one of yours?
Batman : And why at the Exposition Hall at the Coliseum?
Colonel Klink : Who knows? You never know where you might find one.
Batman : Be careful not to get picked up. Chief O'Hara can be very tough with aliens incognito.
Colonel Klink : Incognito? With my monocle?
Robin : Well, say hello to Col. Hogan for us.
Colonel Klink : It's a wonder he hasn't tried to borrow your Bat-rope to pull another one of his escapes!
[lets out an annoyed grunt and then shuts the window as Batman and Robin resume their Bat-climb]
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[last lines]
Batman : [picks Andy up and sets him on top of Commissioner Gordon's desk] Well, what are you going to do now, Andy? You're not really a lost little boy.
Andy Stevens : I was for a while, Batman, but you helped me find myself. I'm going straight to the department store and trade in this Western outfit for a Batman costume. I don't wanna be a cowboy anymore. I wanna be a hero like you, caped crime-fighter.
Batman : Being a hero -- or a crime-fighter is not what counts the most, Andy. It's growing up to be a good citizen and if that's what you meant, it's the highest possible compliment that you could pay me.
Shame : Good grief.