Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

The Cape and Cowl Conspiracy (1992)

John Rhys-Davies: 'Baron' Waclaw Jozek

Quotes 

• 'Baron' Waclaw Jozek : How dare you manhandle me!

  Batman : I want information from you. By the way, I hope you're not afraid of heights.

  [Fires his grapnel and hoists a screaming Baron away] 

• [the Baron whimpers as he is suspended mid-air] 

  Batman : That's all you have on your friend Wormwood?

  'Baron' Waclaw Jozek : I've told you all I know. What more you want? Let me down!

  Batman : Just one more thing, Baron. I suggest that for your health, you take a vacation. Somewhere far away from Gotham City.

• Josiah Wormwood : Stop stalling, Jozek. I've got the goods. Have you got my certified check?

  'Baron' Waclaw Jozek : I have indeed.

  [Wormwood moves to take it] 

  'Baron' Waclaw Jozek : Uh, but first, let us drink to our success.

  Josiah Wormwood : On one condition. Will you tell me why you wanted Batman's cape and cowl, finally?

  'Baron' Waclaw Jozek : Ah, but you know my condition. You must tell me your secret, then I will tell you mine. What did you do with those bonds? And who commissioned their theft?

  Josiah Wormwood : [sighing]  If you really want to know. An agent of the Quirian Emirates will get the bonds from a locker at Pan-Europa Airways tomorrow when I meet him there to give him this key. Now, what will you do with the cape and cowl?

  'Baron' Waclaw Jozek : [chuckling]  I am going...

  Batman : [changing]  ... to wear them.

  Josiah Wormwood : You're not... Jozek? You were playing... playing me for a fool.

  Batman : From the day you first walked in here.

• 'Baron' Waclaw Jozek : Do you have the items?

  Josiah Wormwood : Uh... no. The first apparatus...

  'Baron' Waclaw Jozek : The trap at the old railway exhibit?

  Josiah Wormwood : Yes. He beat it.

  'Baron' Waclaw Jozek : So there will have to be others?

  Josiah Wormwood : Only one. And this time, I shall put the man himself in jeopardy. I have a facility at DeLarue's Wax Museum that will serve our purposes nicely.

  'Baron' Waclaw Jozek : Just see that you succeed.

  Josiah Wormwood : Oh, I will. And once you have what you want, you must tell me why...

  [Jozek hangs up] 

  Josiah Wormwood : Well!