Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

Joker's Wild (1992)

Diane Pershing: Poison Ivy

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Quotes 

• Irving : Okay, okay!

  [changes the channel] 

  Irving : You'll watch this quietly, or you go back to your cell.

  The Joker : Jawohl!

  Poison Ivy : [sulking]  I don't care.

  [Joker sidles up to her] 

  The Joker : You hold my hand, and I'll slug you.

  Poison Ivy : GUARD!

  The Joker : Just kidding, just kidding! Yeesh, Pammy, lighten up!

• [first lines] 

  [Poison Ivy watches a gardening show, then the Joker strides in and changes the TV channel] 

  Poison Ivy : Hey! I was watching that!

  The Joker : And now you're watching this.

  Poison Ivy : Change it back!

  The Joker : [goofy voice]  Uh-huh, nope, nope, nope, nope, don't want to.

• [interviewing Kaiser about the "Joker's Wild" casino] 

  Summer Gleeson : Mr. Kaiser, why build a casino seemingly in honor of one of history's greatest outlaws?

  Cameron Kaiser : Summer, please! The Joker is a classical symbol, long associated with cards and games. We can't help it if there's some passing resemblance to some criminal fruitcake...

  [Joker hurls a potted plant into the television] 

  The Joker : How dare that smug, preening fool try to cash in on my image!

  Dr. Pamela Isley : Now who should lighten up?

  The Joker : Don't get cute with me, Red! He's ripping me off! I'll protest! Yeah, I'll sue! Then I'll rip his lungs out! And I will, too.

• [last lines] 

  Summer Gleeson : [on the news]  And so it ended for *ex*-billionaire Cameron Kaiser, and the Joker...

  The Joker : Bah! Enough of this rubbish!

  [changes the channel] 

  Poison Ivy , Mad Hatter , Scarecrow : Hey! We were watching that!

  [nervously, Joker changes it back] 

  The Joker : [muttering]  Ah, you miserable wet tub of no-good losers, you make me sick...

• Poison Ivy : Crazy...!

  The Joker : I know you are, but what am I?

• Poison Ivy : GUARD!

  Irving : What's the problem?

  The Joker : Don't look now, Sunny Jim, but the plant lady's gone wackers again.

  Poison Ivy : He started it! I was just sitting here!

  The Joker : That's right, you're always blaming me. And the children wonder why we fight...

• [an enraged Joker has to be subdued by guards] 

  Poison Ivy : Oh, Joker... thanks for the smile.

  [the Joker glares angrily at Ivy before he is bundled out of the rec room]