- Mitch Buchannon: Just what I wanted to be doing on a Saturday afternoon.
- Ryan McBride: We could pretend it's a date.
- Mitch Buchannon: Which one?
- Ryan McBride: Like it matters.
- Mitch Buchannon: Sure it does. I mean, there's certain things you don't do on the first date that you do on, uh, maybe the fifth.
- Ryan McBride: Well then let's pretend it's our first.
- Papa Doc: Really. You come into my church, my space. You interrupt my ceremony. What do you do that makes you so brave?
- Mitch Buchannon: I'm a lifeguard.
- Papa Doc: Lifeguard. And you?
- [he points his staff at Ryan]
- Ryan McBride: Hm, me? Uh, I'm just with him.
- Papa Doc: You have a wonderful light.
- Ryan McBride: Okay, uh, can we get outta here please before this gets outta hand?
- Ryan McBride: You know, I don't think a couple aspirin are gonna help you out. There's a lot more going on here than we want to admit.
- Mitch Buchannon: You don't think Voodoo Man had something to do with it, do you?
- Ryan McBride: C'mon, Mitch. We interrupt a Voodoo ceremony last night, you come to work hallucinating, there's chicken bones and blood at the base of your tower. Yeah. I think we need to go talk to Teague.
- Madame Trudor: Have you ever heard of the Curse of the Mirrored Box?
- Ryan McBride: No, but I like it.
- Madame Trudor: It's a good one.