- Dr. John Becker: You don't understand baseball; its a game of precision! Hitting a ball traveling at 90 miles an hour with a spin on it, throwing a runner out at home with one hop from right field...! Throw in a hot dog, abeer and whizzing in a trough, it's damn near heaven!
- Reggie Kostas: Yeah, nothing says poetry like a dozen guys urinating in a line
- Dr. John Becker: Three home runs in one night, and I missed it! Why does everything happen to me?
- Reggie Kostas: But on the other hand, you saved a man's life!
- Dr. John Becker: Oh, yeah, yeah... But, three home runs!
- Reggie Kostas: Well, in one night I got to see you save a man's life and whine like a three-year-old.